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Do you remember when FRIDAY THE 13TH's mega momma BETSY PALMER appeared in the same episode as head-turner LINDA BLAIR albeit in separate storylines?

JUDY LANDERS of HELLHOLE

HOWARD KEEL of THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS

BRITT EKLAND of THE WICKER MAN

For one fantastic decade, whether one was climbing up or down the ladder of fame, there were two places they could always rely on finding themselves welcome ...

MICHELLE PHILIPS of SCISSORS

ELINOR DONAHUE of FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE

DENISE NICHOLAS of BLACKULA

JULIET MILLS of BEYOND THE DOOR

BRITT EKLAND of THE WICKER MAN

DIANE LADD of THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER & WILD AT HEART

Who cares if it was before, during or after this amorous ship sailed? I have a feeling this is going to be exciting and new! Come aboard!

ROSS MARTIN of DYING ROOM ONLY

I was happier than Rob Zombie at a truck stop when Final Girl 's Stacie Ponder announced Spider Baby, or The Maddest Story Ever Told as this month's Film ...

Kurt Russell and Pam Grier in Escape from LA

A gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken (when a CGI human-faced dog says it, you know it's true)

But expectation is something of my mortal enemy, and Andrzej Bartkowiak (the much heralded director of another video game turned head scratcher, ...

I ate his liver with some wood chips and a nice chianti

A great one.

And Soon (No, Actually Not Soon At All) the Darkness

A cranky are-we-there-yet squabble breaks up the pair, with Jane hopping her red hot pants bum back on her bike and venturing on while Cathy hangs some damp ...

Conveniently enough, Mom is just closing out a depressing appeal case where she unsuccessfully defended a man accused of murdering his son.

Love the One You're With

Especially at the gym.

For a movie about sexy thrill-seeking cannibals, Grimm Love sure is a drag. The film gets to a terribly drab start with Russell's Valium-induced voiceover, ...

Ahhh, tweendom, a crucial time period in a young girl's life filled with peer pressure, shopping malls, unrequited crushes, and Blossom hats.

Happy Birthday to the very first woman i had a crush on Pam Grier

I love everyone involved in making this exist, I love LOVE love everyone and anyone who had any place in seeing that this film got seen by me, from the ...

But you know what she doesn't love? Her deadbeat big sister, an awful awful woman who constantly dumps her bruised little daughter in Yuko's apartment.

Many viewers may remember him from The Abomidable Dr Phibes (still on my to-see list) but loyal readers here would know the man from the meltstravaganza of ...

Lessons Learned

If your cousin is from a rural region, it's totally acceptable to have a crush on her

With Bob Hope, Milly Vitale, George Tobias, Angela Clarke. After the young wife of vaudevillian Eddie Foy passes away, he incorporates their seven children ...

Double the time, double the money

... simply too happy to not highlight the fact that Sanctum teaches us--in a truly visual way--the important of a hair tie when cave diving for your life

The Girl With All the Gifts is directed by Colm McCarthy and damnit, it is a delight. I laughed. I jumped. And you know what else? I damn well cried.

If Teeth has a biting issue (get it? pun), it's the not-entirely-taut second act details. There's one possibly dead body floating around an eden-like forest ...

Happy Halloween!

Because the whole point of the story is that these bad guys are still recognizably human. That the mutants consciously decide to rid themselves of this " ...

Doomsdayer came to via Netflix's DVD queue, so it's probably not the easiest to track down. While I wouldn't recommend anyone other than slow motion ...

Quick Plot: A grumpy antique shop owner reluctantly lets a wealthy couple and their somewhat bratty daughter inside just before closing.

Perhaps it's my own age, but I always find something truly special about non-slasher horror films made in the 1980s. Once you hack your way through the ...

It took a long time for filmmakers to recognize the droll comedy in Elmore Leonard's novels. They were always in love with his plots, but lacking the comedy ...

Sort of, maybe. Don't Blink has a nice and intriguing premise, but it's simply not good enough to do anything that special with it.

When you take that formula and toss in the keyword "cults," you're somewhat ensured a winner around these parts.

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By now, you're probably thinking "that's all well and good Emily, but didn't you say something about talking dogs?" Of course Dear Reader, of COURSE there ...

... and spends her time crashing her married lover/baby daddy's evenings threatening to kill herself or him. Let that sit there for about twenty minutes ...

One night, Emily follows the girls deep into the woods to watch their mysterious ritual. Mary spots her, though the film doesn't quite show us what happens ...

Hope is renewed by her doctor (The Wire's D'Angelo Barksdale, who may have been cannibalized on The Walking Dead but will always be D'Angelo Barksdale) who ...

Were I still in college, I imagine I'd write what would seem to be a Really Important Research Paper on the thematic depths of Teeth. True feminist horror!

... about Esther and what brought her to the kind of place where, well, she'd ask her girlfriend to anonymously crush her almost-ready-to-deliver baby

While the world--including her fiancee--mourn the faked death of Christianne, her father and his loyal secretary collect young women in attempt after ...

Over at From The Depths of DVD Hell, the one and only Elwood Jones has dug up Indonesia's most valued cultural export: 2'9 Weng Weng in the ingeniously ...

And the Golden Lifts Go To:

It fills my little heart with high joy to see modern filmmakers embracing the always potent, sometimes cruelly dismissed killer kid subgenre.

Calla lilies make an elegant and surprisingly convenient wedding bouquet, particularly when you need to conceal a crow bar but don't want to clash-A Boy and ...

With the build of Betty Boop and the vocal cutesiness of Ellen Greene's Audrey I, Beatress convinces Mary to explore a side career in the underground world ...

That's right: if The Bad Seed didn't scream Lifetime to you at first glance, adding an eager-to-seduce pill-popping blond certainly helps.

I normally balk at the "special appearance by" credit so prevalent in the '80s, but if said guest star is MacDonald Carey, Days of Our Lives's Horton ...

There are few things I love more than modern trash. The fact that inappropriate and slightly offensive films like Orphan can still be made in the era of ...

That one sentence is Netflix's description of Dolly Dearest, and that makes me happier than a thousand Golden Retriever puppies rolling on their backsides ...

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If you're going to kidnap perfectly healthy people to save the life of Darryl Hannah's dying daughter, can't you just chain them up in a sun room and ...

For those who don't know/forgot/blocked it out of their heads, GleeKast is a weekly(ish) podcast brought to you by myself and good pal Erica about the Fox ...

When half your teenage friends order virgin cocktails, you shouldn't be surprised when the waiter asks for your ID upon ordering an alcoholic beverage

The Devil Wears Coachella (cause that's a clothing brand, right?)

Alfred Hitchcock

Ungodly Acts is not quite your average Lifetime thriller. For starters, there's nary a straight love story to be found, which is quite refreshing.

Kurt Russell in Escape from LA

The best way to get a girl in bed probably does not involve telling her you might throw up

I found Something Wicked This Way Comes to be a wonderfully unusual treat from a bygone era, but I also went into the film knowing nary a detail about ...

Actress Pam Grier attends the 2016 Ebony Power 100 Gala at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on

Conveniently enough, Kate has an older sister who's trapped in the Bahamas with her husband due to bad weather.

I can understand why the Yates case might have inspired Jacobson and Kaleka to make Baby Blues. The questions that crime asked are truly fascinating and ...

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Possibly named Josh, this Internet entity boasts a Brad Pitt-ish profile picture and the kind of game that makes even a hardened pessimist like Megan agree ...

As a girl who became a woman during the golden era of Sega Genesis, Capcom's Street Fighter game series is something of a landmark in my life.

Movie poster art for "Some Like It Hot" - starring Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon. Directed by Billy Wilder, On the short list for greatest ...

Somehow, everything kinda sorta comes together in time for a montage, musical crescendo, and the words “game over.”

From the artist Mike Mahle comes these fantastic alternative James Bond posters featuring every movie sans the recent film, Spectre.

Who for some reason, keeps getting cast as the attractive love interest even though I find him about as weirdly horrifying as Tommy on the last season of ...

Justin stops by for some makeup/breakup sex. Elizabeth showers. She pours more wine, Skypes with her mother, practices her cello.

... but as Sarah, Bosworth really does have a sense of ease in front of the camera that helps to sell not just her character, but her character's friends.

Considering nearly 80% of slashers get their start from a bullied weirdo delivering comeuppance, there's absolutely nothing wrong with ...

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And let's face it: you know you've found the right film loving community when you're not the first, but the SECOND person to mention The Guy From Harlem.

The Pit is the kind of movie creative preteens write on their first brainstorming session slumber party. It's bad, but in a somewhat heartfelt, ...

Walking Dead Stuff, The Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies, Barn, Saints, Santos, Shed

As Arrested Development should have taught us, always leave a note

It makes sense, trust me.

Give a dame like me an evil child and you end up with one happy, happy dame. Give that happy happy dame an extra dose of William Katt and, well,

Actually, I guess we can get back to the movie. Which sadly now much lead to the 'Snoop Dogg Is Fine When He's Not Talking' sigh.

May the spirit of candy corn be strong with you all.